In my last camgirl post I stated that in the next camgirl post I would explore the signs of horniness within males; but as Wendy Williams notoriously says “a woman is allowed to change her mind” and after doing hours of pointless research, I have. The signs of horniness in males did not offer a very vast or interesting list. Basically, if a guy smiles at you, he’s horny…just kidding!
The topic of this post will be focused on periods! Most women have them, and they are here to stay. Just like another thing that is also here to stay and equally as troublesome: BILLS!
So even when Aunt Flow is visiting and you feel like trading in your webcam for a gallon of cookie dough ice cream and Netflix you cannot. You cannot because the rent is due every month and its not going to pay itself.
So you may feel like a cow but in order to put food on the table you must be a sexy cow.
Medical News Today describes a period as follows “A woman has two ovaries, each of which contains a number of eggs. Every month during the reproductive years an egg will be released. Also, every month, the womb prepares a lining in case the egg should become fertilized. If the egg does not become fertilized, the lining is not needed and, together with the egg, it will be shed. We see this shedding as blood. This is what we call a period”.
Medical News Today as well as numerous other sources maintain that the frequency and duration of periods vary based on a variety of other factors but one is guaranteed to experience at least one. This statement makes periods seem like a serial killer of sorts.
Medical News Today lists the following symptoms as being symptoms associated with periods:
- abdominal bloating
- headache, including migraine
- pains, especially backache
- low mood
- feeling generally emotional or troubled
- lack of concentration
- breast tenderness or swelling
- slight weight gain
- binge eating
I experience pretty much all of them (ESPECIALLY irritability and low mood, I will ban you for calling me cute and then cry when five minutes go by and no one tips. I am the poster child for emotionality during that time of the month.)
The best way I have found to deal with your period while camming is to be honest about it. The persons viewing cams are not in the sixth grade (hopefully) and probably wont be totally disgusted when you divulge that you are unable to do something due to being on your period. However, chances are they will be disgusted if you move the tampon to the side and proceed.
I deal with bloating by donning a cute one piece lingerie. I also make sure that a bunch of snacks are nearby to satiate the need for junk food accompanying periods. In regards to both pain and emotional volatility I recommend offering a private show with the ability for members to purchase a ticket. Give them like two hours or so to buy a ticket and then just do stuff for those who actually pay, not the freeloaders. Freeloaders just really grind my gears when I’m on my period and if I expend 1 ounce of energy and they don’t tip
So I eliminate the outward expression of irritability by only offering my time and energy to paying customers.
I would LOVE to hear your tips for keeping it sexy when Aunt Flow comes around! Please leave them in the comment section below.